Spider Goat

"On farm in Wyoming, USA, goats are being milked for their spider webs. And if that sounds bizarre, molecular biologist Randy Lewis claims that within two years, spider silk milked from goats could replace your body's tired or strained tendons and ligaments - maybe even bones."
Which you are going to need when the hoards of spider goats start attacking...
via Arbroath.blogspot.com
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