News Bloopers:

It's friday, smile a little.
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South Korea Finds Smuggled Capsules Containing Powdered Humah Flesh

 Shipped from China.  "SOUTH Korea has seized thousands of smuggled drug capsules filled with powdered human flesh and is strengthening customs inspections, officials said today."

Someone get me off this planet now ok thanx.


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Lush Against Animal Testing Performance Art

"Dressed in nothing but a nude-coloured body suit, Jacqueline Traide volunteered to put herself through the public torment for 10 hours straight in an effort to raise awareness for a campaign highlighting the pain and cruelty inflicted on animals during laboratory tests for the cosmetics industry."

Neat.
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Monolith Found on Mars

Neat. Can't wait to find out what it really is...
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Flying Girl Caught on Tape in Russia

Neat.
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UFO Caught From Airplane - Seoul, South Korea - April 07, 2012

Neat.

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The Earth Has More Than 1 Moon

Neat. I guess this explains all the werewolves...

"most asteroids that are captured by Earth’s gravity would not orbit Earth in neat circles. Instead, they would follow complicated, twisting paths. This is because a minimoon would not be tightly held by Earth’s gravity, so it would be tugged into a crazy path by the combined gravity of Earth, the Moon and the Sun. A minimoon would remain captured by Earth until one of those tugs breaks the pull of Earth’s gravity, and the Sun once again takes control of the object’s trajectory. While the typical minimoon would orbit Earth for about nine months, some of them could orbit our planet for decades."

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Witchcraft Trial: Couple Found Guilty of Boy's Murder in London

"Eric Bikubi and Magalie Bamu killed Kristy Bamu, 15, in their east London flat after accusing him of witchcraft."
Beliefs that are not based in reality can be very dangerous.
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News Moron Misses News As It's Happening...

Yeah, they're okay. Or not. I really don't give a sh**.
I can't be bothered to help right now. I'm doing the "News".
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Nepalese Mob Burned 'Witch' Alive

"A mob burned alive a 40-year-old woman on Friday after accusing her of casting black magic spells."
"Nine people started to beat her after a local shaman pointed the finger at her over the death of a boy a year ago."
Ain't people with religious beliefs just grand?

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Man Attacks Bar with CHAINSAW!

Apparently he had been kicked out early for smoking.

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Boy With Cat Eyes Discovered In China

An evolved human. Very cool.

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The London Dungeon Tourist Attraction Fake Skeletons Turn Out To Be Real

"London Dungeon operations manager Catherine Pritchard said: "We have no idea where they originally came from, but suspected they might date back to… when bodies were regularly smuggled in from the Far East for dissection."

Both skeletons were due to move to the Dungeon's annual "Satan's Grotto" feature in mid-December, but will now have to be replaced by other props."

...Or they can pay for a permit to keep them on display. Pay it! Pay it!

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Congress Crooks

Crazy.
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20 Corpses In A Flat

1 is already too many, but 20-27?!

"Police investigating Russian grave robberies are holding a man after the remains of at least 20 women were found in his flat. Mummified remains of 27 women were found in the flat in Nizhny Novgorod, a police source said.

The suspect, 45, is a local historian. He is believed to have dug up the remains of young women at various cemeteries and put dresses on them."

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Michigan Republicans Pass Law Allowing The Religoius to Bully Gay Students (As Long As It's On A "Moral" Basis)

Religions can be measured by it's level of intolerance.
Bullying kills.
Probably should not allow parents to raise kids in Michigan.
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Theives Watch Protest While Drinking Champagne

They are basting themselves for roasting.
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Piranhas attack around 100 beachgoers in Brazil

Not going swimming in Brazil. Cross that off the list.
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Police of Tennessee: Highway Robbers?

Probably should not carry cash in Tennessee.

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Anamoly at the Bottom of the Baltic Sea

Neat. I say spend the money to see what it is.

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