Tourist eaten by 'dinosaur-sized' shark off South African beach

Lesson learned: Don't swim in the ocean, especially in South Africa.
"Witnesses described the terrifying scene. The shark was "longer than a minibus", Coppen said. He said: "It was this giant shadow heading to something colourful. Then it sort of came out the water and took this colourful lump and went off with it. You could see its whole jaw wrap around the thing which turned out to be a person.""

Via Arbroath.blogspot.com
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