Opinion: World Domination is won by food:

Inspired by the Indian vs Pakistan march video below:

It is my opinion that the domination of the world is ruled by the countries food. The United States wins because of variety. India comes in 2nd because they created the greatest food on earth (Indian Curry). My experience is that Pakistani food is very close to Indian food, but it is more spicy (which makes it better) but a lot more boney and greasy (which makes it much worse.

China: What the hell? A country of billions of people and the best you can come up with are salty noodles and sugar covered chicken mcnuggets? (there's got to be better, but that's all we get in the states...). Sorry China, you will never rule the world.

because...

Vietnam kicks Chinas ass, with Pho.

Thai kicks China's ass with it's own kind of curry, and coconut/lime flavored dishes.

Mexico is pretty high up there too, except in my opinion Tex-Mex is the perfection of the food, which makes it part of the US.

Japan has sushi, which keeps it in the standing as a major power. Sometimes sushi beats Indian Curry, especially when it's hot outside...

I guess a lot of people like Italian food, but personally I find Vietnamese Pho much better than anything Italy can serve. Sorry Italy. Start using Indian Vindaloo sauce on your pizza's and get back to me.

French food? Do the French even have food? I think it's all sauces and pastries, none of which come close to curry, or spicy? The French invented "Foie Gras", which is made by forcing a tube down a goose's throat, over feeding so the liver becomes damaged, and then serving said liver. That pretty much puts France on the level of a 3rd world country, world food domination wise. (I still love France though! Lot's more better things in that country! Don't hate me France!)

The UK is similar to the US. Their original food is pretty interesting, but they've got the whole melting pot thing going, and they are probably the best place in the world to get Indian Curry, so they're doing alright.

Germany/Austria: Your food goes best with beer. So you uh... have that.

Russia: Your best food is created by and for the working class. Let me know if you have anything spicy?

Okay I'm stopping here, because I'm sensing how offensive some of my half cocked blathering is, please take it as that. Let's just say I really Love Indian food.