Job Centre advertises for £50000-a-year witch to live in Wookey Hole

Does the Witch have to be a woman? I want this job!
(I mean, really, who wouldn't want it?)
"Job Centre advertises for £50000-a-year witch to live in Wookey Hole
A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year. The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic."

via arbroath.blogspot.com

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