Dog Steals Baby, Drags it into the woods:

1. Own a large potentially dangerous dog
2. Have a baby
3. Darwin does the rest

"A father was frantically calling 911 to report his missing newborn when he spotted the baby, bleeding from the mouth and clutched in the mouth of a family dog who had carried him from his crib to the heavily wooded backyard."

Bad dog! Bad! Bad! Dog!

via arbroath.blogspot.com
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