Cross-Dressing Clown Robs Liquor Store:

We've been getting lots of calls asking if this was Sheldon. No, it was not. He was no where near Denver at the time of the crime.
"The Boulder Police Department is looking for a cross-dressing man wearing clown makeup who robbed a liquor store on Saturday night."

via arbroath.blogspot.com

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