Bullet Proof Corsets:

Or "Tactical Corsets". Perfect for 6th street! Do they make them in mens sizes? Oh wait, I guess that's a normal bullet proof vest... not as much fun though!

via monkeyfilter.com

(Click the pic for much more!)
(The website wasn't working right for me? Also, this was the best pic I could find, I really didn't like the pictures they had on the site. Somebody work on that...)