"Operator Ambulance emergency. Hello, caller, what's the emergency?
Steve Francis [Neighbour, voice shaking] A man's cut his arm off.
Op OK, when you say he's cut his arm off, has he cut if off completely?
SF Hold on ... [To John] Is it, what's happened?
John Stirling [In background] I've cut it right off.
SF He's cut it completely off. Quick, quick.
Op OK, how's he done it?
SF I don't know, chainsaw or some-thing. Let me just tie him up, hold on."
via Neatorama.com
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