Cute Overload!:

Look how cute it looks! What the hell is it? Why it's a human embryo on it's 6th day of development. Now I finally see what all the hoopla is against abortion. Who wouldn't want a bouncing one of these to hold?
Well, I guess it probably wouldn't bounce very well. It would probably make a sloshy squishy sound, and then not bounce at all...
Seriously though, this planet is horribly over populated, so, whatever...

via Not Safe for Work Dilidoo