I just shaved my head:

I'm lazy, so I don't usually do it until the night before we have a show. People that are fans of the band but that don't know me never recognize me outside of band situations. Tonite it probably took me about 35 minutes to do. I was watching Metalocalypse as I did it. Usually I bleed. Sometimes I bleed more after shaving than I do during a show. Once I woke up in a pool of my own blood on my pillow after a particularily bad nick, and when I was taking medication that made me bleed too much... Good times. This time I did not bleed at all. Smooooooth...