Cougar Bait:

Cougar saw this kid and thought: "Nom nom nom nom nom..." Grabbed him by the head to have a snack and the kids Mom went nuts, jumping on the Cougar and beat him with a metal water bottle. The Cougar ran off, and after an hour long hike back to civilization they were able to staple the boys scalp back on... or something like that. By the next day the boy was smiling and playing, but the parents are still pretty freaked out... (Nobody bothered asking the poor Cougar how he was doing...)

Via Arbroath.blogspot.com
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