Stabby the knife:

Now you don't have to go through all the trouble of stabbing someone to get bloodstains on your knife, this one comes prestained:

"EVIDENCE™
forensics for the kitchen

Do things sometimes get a little dramatic in your kitchen? Then here’s the perfect accessory to the crime — an 8” stainless chef’s knife with a fired-on, food-safe design that’s right out of a CSI episode. Individual gift-boxes complete with official evidence tag. The Evidence is clear that this product has Fred’s fingerprints all over it!
Concept: Sancho Hemelsoen"

via wtbw.net

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